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An Interview With Rammy

Alex Plette
Rammy flexing his muscles for his fans

NL: What is your favorite part about being Rammy? 

R: My favorite part is that I can just be myself and have fun!!!!

NL: What is it like being a ram at a high school?

R: It’s BAAHrilliant! I love being a ram! Definitely beats being a student!

NL: What does a day in Rammy’s life look like?

R: I believe in taking care of myself with a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little fluffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my morning cheers. I can do a thousand now. A little exfoliating gel scrub on the face keeps my fur looking sleek. After that, I drive to school, where I work from 7:28 to 3:20. It’s a rigorous job, but it pays the bills and is super fun. You don’t work a day in your life if you enjoy your job! When I go home I eat a nice and healthful dinner, it keeps my engine running day after day. That’s about it.

NL: Pineapple on pizza?

R: Ah, the age-old debate of pineapple on pizza. Contemplating such culinary conundrum requires a perceptive mind akin to deciphering the cryptic verses of the ancients. Like Odysseus navigating the treacherous seas, one must tread carefully between the sweet shores of tropical delight and the savory abyss of traditional taste. In the grand tapestry of gastronomy, let us embrace the diversity of palates, for in the banquet of life, the pineapple of pizza might meld, like yin and yang.

NL: Do you feel proud to represent WGHS? 

R: I love representing WGHS! It’s an honor to be the face of such an amazing school with so many great students! GO RAMS!

NL: Why are you so cool?

R: I’m glad you feel that way! I try my best to be positive and spread joy! So, if that’s cool then I am the coolest!!!!

NL: Are you gonna fight the other Rammy again?

R: No, we sorted things out legally. We would like privacy at this time.

NL: Which class is your favorite: freshmen, sophomores, juniors or seniors? And why?

R: I don’t have a favorite! Just like teachers don’t have a favorite student, I don’t have a favorite class!

NL: What are your thoughts on Andrew Booker?

R: No comment

NL: What do you have to say to your fans?

R: I’m your biggest fan too!

NL: Okay, be honest, how does the suit smell?

R: It smells like school spirit! Sweat and hard work!

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Nate Labao
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Alex Plette
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